Haylan: I'd still love you if I were a boy...you may not like it but I would!
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Haylan: I got pamshoo in my eye.
Almost 2?
Dallas: You also left my erecto knife out there.
Erector = X-Acto knife.
Gene: You're all over it like shit through a hot buttered pig.
Bran: I would be 100% behind it if it would let us carry swords. That would be just so dashing and handsome. I would fall in love with myself.
Norah: And Apple is my phone but not the apple you eat...you have a banana that you don't really want to eat. You don't want to share it you just want someone to slip on it.
Cameron: That was like 5 farts at once.
Haylan: I can't wait to dress like Bea Arthur when I'm old.
Haylan: Why can't Texans have their own island? Why? Because we would put pigs and cows on it or something?
Dallas: I'm pretty sure one of those trolls is dead since the other one killed him with a steak knife.
Re: His trolls, Gomer & Cob.
Laurie: My nose is stuffed up. I am snorting that rosemary mint butter balm like it's cocaine & I'm Charlie Sheen.
Bran: Ok. Finished with the power tools part of the project. Worst injury was that sawdust got in my rootbeer. I drank it anyhow.
Bran: I like the woods, but I sure would like an A/C.
Making fun of some hippie girls going camping.
Gene: What's Norah's teacher's name?
Dallas: I don't remember. It's stein something. Lord Baron Von Wolfenstein.
Cameron: I'm not sure if you made my day or gave me diabetes.
Cameron: Flying dogs are dangerous.
Haylan: I love Eric. It's like watching a 2x4 dance!
Haylan: I do it myself, me.
Between 1 & 2 years old.
Dallas: Someday, I'm going to come in here and vomit all over the apples.
Gene: Always the bride groom, never the bride.
Gene does a little gender bending.
Bran: I don’t know how I manage to summon up everyone on earth who was raised by wolves. It’s like I have received this assignment from The Good Lord. McBobbin’s Wolf Girl Catch and Release Program: A Finishing School for Wayward Souls.
Jessica Teseny: I will never forget the time Cameron kept shaking his weenie at me while I was minding my own business, eating my sandwich
2011
Cameron: Oh, you're hiccuping? I thought you were hitting a bag of rabbits up against a tree.
Cameron: Mama, what about Cuba?
He wasn't even 2 years old yet.
Haylan: And I swear on my grave I am friggin going to the beach this weekend if I have to kill Santa Claus.