Gene: He doesn't have the right amount of fear.
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Bran: Just because I don’t like you any more doesn’t mean that we can’t still be friends.
Lisa: Where's your kitten?
Norah: She hissed at me.
Cameron: Mexican news is better because they always have really hot anchors and weathermen, I mean meteorologists!
Haylan: I'm gonna look so good in this car.
Haylan: 'You are what you eat.' I guess that makes me human.
Dallas: I'm just almost a big deal so they are lucky if they get me.
Laurie: They just do a lot of shuffling around in pastures. Those are the most shiftless zombies I've ever seen.
Bran: FYI : If you participate in silencing or belittling the voices of people who speak out against injustice, then you are fully taking the side of the oppressors.
Bran: Kaneda is a big fat hairy sausage. The same stuff’s in him that’s in sausage, guts and hair and bones and teeth and such. It’s just a little better organized in him is all.
Bran: What do you call titties that know everything? Omnipotits.
Cameron: I don't know if having a diet that is half chips and salsa is a good idea.. But I don't care.
Cameron: I never cry when I don't get my way.
Haylan: I'd still love you if I were a boy...you may not like it but I would!
Haylan: I got pamshoo in my eye.
Almost 2?
Dallas: You also left my erecto knife out there.
Erector = X-Acto knife.
Gene: You're all over it like shit through a hot buttered pig.
Bran: I would be 100% behind it if it would let us carry swords. That would be just so dashing and handsome. I would fall in love with myself.
Norah: And Apple is my phone but not the apple you eat...you have a banana that you don't really want to eat. You don't want to share it you just want someone to slip on it.
Cameron: That was like 5 farts at once.
Haylan: I can't wait to dress like Bea Arthur when I'm old.
Haylan: Why can't Texans have their own island? Why? Because we would put pigs and cows on it or something?
Dallas: I'm pretty sure one of those trolls is dead since the other one killed him with a steak knife.
Re: His trolls, Gomer & Cob.
Laurie: My nose is stuffed up. I am snorting that rosemary mint butter balm like it's cocaine & I'm Charlie Sheen.
Bran: Ok. Finished with the power tools part of the project. Worst injury was that sawdust got in my rootbeer. I drank it anyhow.