Cameron: I don't know what this is, but If something is there for me, you fucks better not eat it or I will poop in your eyes.
A fresh look through the quote file
Browse public quotes
Rediscover quotes people have chosen to make public.
558 quotes in this Browse library
Cameron: I give you a hickey mo kiss.
Hickey mo = Eskimo kiss
Haylan: If I went at life like my cat does, I'd walk into a thrift store, get really excited, then throw every single piece of clothing into a swimming pool.
Dallas: That's how I know a thing is real, either I've seen it or a blood mouth has eaten it.
Laurie: My next project: Taking over Mordor.
Gene: She’s pretty cute sometimes, but most of the time she’s an anti-social little shit machine.
Re: Alydah, the Wallaby
Bran: Joanne is mean to animals and the elderly, so Tom is like her one stop shopping.
Bran: I just dreamed I was fist fighting three dozen lions in the middle of a prairie fire over 21 corn dogs and a pimp hat. I was, by god, winning, too.
Cameron: This is my special move, FAGGOT SMASH!!
Cameron showed Branden a special move after playing Street Fighter. I don't think he was too happy.
Haylan: That's not the first time I've thrown dead birds, well, it is the first time I've worn gloves.
Haylan: We made little art.
Unhappy about the amount of art class at school.
Dallas: I surely did not mean to. I will shoot him in his sweets.
Laurie: Who put Pinocchiover there?
Bran: Thanks for the tupens, whitey. I'll swim back to Hibernia.
Haylan: What did she say when you told her?
Eric: Her gasts were flabbered.
Brigid: Mommy, one day I'm going to be so good I blow your head off.
Cameron: Jared, do you ever lick your cry? Sometimes I lick my cry . It tastes like a different kind of water.
Haylan: Nnnnoooooo why do you get all buffets? I get no buffets. I'll just eat my sad soup and cry into it instead of adding a can of water.
Dallas: It's wonky AND it's wacky. It's a fucking chocolate factory.
Laurie: These people are willfully uninformed and maliciously ignorant.
Gene: He looks like an overgrown retard. That’s probably not the last time we’ll see him on the news.
Bran: I just can’t adapt myself to the damned fool common-man thinking.
Norah: They're not handcuffs. They're best friend chains.
Cameron: Just put beer drinking as his dominant feature.
Guess who?
Haylan: Oh, no, I just put my foot in the hot dog. That's how you know I'm white trash.