Haylan: Other girls dream about their weddings, I just dream about nailing furniture upside down to the ceiling.
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Dallas: No, you cant stick anything in there, unless it's a beanie weenie, and then it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Laurie: Don't fart on me when I'm making cheese for you.
I was probably talking to Cameron.
Bran: Nothing says "LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM FEASTING FROM SOMEONE'S HEAD!" quite like feasting from someone's head!
Bran: Becky ain’t real big and that other fellow’s littler. They could cover up with a pillowcase and still have room to tuck their feet in.
Norah: Let me tell you what I'm doing on the Forefub July.
Age 5
Cameron: Our personalities are a lot alike, there’s just a big difference.
Cameron: I'm gonna whip their little red tail butts.
Cameron had sibling troubles...
Haylan: We don't have to worry about bears...especially since my bag is full of candy.
Dallas: People see me and think I'm still a tattooer. So, girl, don't flirt with me. I'm a dishwasher. A dishwasher.
Dallas: I wish I had an absolute modified nose picker. It would pick any bugger you meet.
Gene: I could have some potato chips. That's not really eating.
Bran: Trying to watch a documentary of Lovecraft and every time they mispronounce ‘Cthulhu’ I scream out loud. It’s going to sound like I am being murdered up here.
Krys: I've had the same haircut since I was eight years old.
Cameron: I am pretty sure my stomach is digesting my spine.
Haylan: I'm a man of science but ghosts are soooo scarrrryyy.
Haylan: I wonder how that old cunt stayed alive so long..... his insides have GOT to be mummified... he must have ... discovered... the secret to.... LIFE or.... something.... it's disgusting!
Dallas: Bullets! I'm going to give him bullets. That's the best thing you can give to a psycho like that, especially if you expect something exciting to happen.
Laurie: I have discovered that the only thing worse than Cruddy's ire is her gratitude.
Bran: We either laugh, or we cry. And nothing is more pitiful than a crying juggalo.
Bran: I would not go to that circus if it were camped around the only lake in the world and my ass were on fire.
Norah: My feet are thirsty for going in the water.
Cameron: It's addressed to both of us, so that means that neither one of us wants it.
Cameron: I'll go back there and I'll be Blind Fury with a stick.
Haylan: My boob hurts. Justin Timberlake must have squeezed it too hard.