Haylan: Of all the things I type, I'm the worst at typing my name. It's just a bunch of A's and crazy letters you don't use very often.
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Dallas: I went to see "The Passions of Christ” and it wasn't very good or amusing or anything
Laurie: Well, I have a hang nail, so I guess it’s time for me to quit moving stuff.
Bran: Humanity is just a bunch of confused, angry apes scrabbling to see who can sit on the top of the big rock for the longest.
Dallas: Mama, Baby Haylan cywin.
Age 2, 1984.
Cameron: I want to do a TBT but I can't remember which pictures were taken on a Thursday.
Cameron: I love my money.
Haylan: It's funny when I really have to ask the genuine question to myself, do you want to be faceless or just have no lips.
Dallas: The troubles aren't over just because you would rather watch tv than throw stones.
Dallas: Mama, did you see those cocoa puffs on that rock?
It was actually rabbit poop on a grave stone. 4 years old.
Gene: Gypsies are idiots.
Bran: She thought she could AOE CC them and then ninja loot.
About a Black Friday shopper who pepper sprayed her fellow shoppers.
Laurie: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Norah: No, I was just farting in your face.
Cameron: Cant sleep, clowns will eat me. Or maybe i just had too many caramel apple pops.
Haylan: Some things that are annoying are also funny, that's why I married you.
Haylan: They're so ugly---I love them
Dallas: I can't sleep with my pillows in grocery bags
RE: Returning my pillow cases that were used as Halloween bags.
Laurie: I debated about putting garlic powder on the garlic.
Bran: She needs to be fired and never work with anyone's children again. I would have a FIT if she was teaching my kids...little...Palak Paneer and his sister, Malicious Misery Curylo.
Dallas: Throw Baby Haylan out in the yard.
1984
Norah: What if I thought my uncle was my daddy, cos he looks similar to you and I got in his car and he looked back and saw me?
Norah asked her Daddy this...
Cameron: It's a good thing it wasn't night time when the power went out or we would already be resorting to cannibalism.
5 minutes after the power went out.
Cameron: Did you pee on the fire? First, you have to pee on it, then the flames go up so high into the sky. They go up and burn God's glasses.
Haylan: We make a good team, mainly because you do most of the work.
Dallas: I like that you get your fashion ideas from mummies.