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Cameron: Only Gene could find a way to make a salad bad for you.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · June 27, 2005

Haylan: Now I'm not as sleepy because I got excited about napping.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · October 18, 2015

Haylan: How? How does this happen? What kind of huge fucking cougar do we have in here?

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · February 13, 2003

Dallas: Wait. Everybody's talking to me at once, and I have a small brain.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · April 10, 2002

Laurie: One of these days, being stupid might not be as great as you think it is.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · March 14, 2013

Laurie: Beggars can't be choosers.

Bran: It depends on how white they are.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · November 16, 2014

Dallas: I don't know what I want but I don't want whatever y'all want me to have.

1987.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · Date unknown

Cameron: Life is all about finding places you're comfortable to fart in.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · December 24, 2014

Cameron: He only bloodied one forehead, but it was the only forehead he had.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · November 1987

Haylan: Right as I try to tickle you and start to feel better, you go and shit your pants.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · September 19, 2013

Dallas: Carnival justice is quick and often wrong.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · February 3, 2014

Dallas: Sometimes Spiderman swings by his peanut, that's what happens when Wonder Woman messes with him.

4 years old.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · 1986

Gene: It’s like looking down the hole of an outhouse and picking out the best turd.

Looking at a list of republican candidates.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · December 31, 2013

Bran: Just because you are good at swimming, does not mean that there are not sharks in the water.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · September 21, 2011

Gene: I'll go with you. There are plenty of people out there who look as bad as I do.

Looking at the gathering of hillbillies at my cousin James' graveside service.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · June 21, 2025

Cameron: Why don't you just have a can of shit, like everyone else?

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · April 19, 2009

Haylan: Science is stronger than religion and that's why people get pregnant.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · November 15, 2015

Haylan: It's not perfume, it's that smelly good stuff.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · July 7, 2002

Dallas: Nope, you're too old. You smell too bad. You're almost a dog.

Po'Nard.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · March 24, 2004

Laurie: I used some of those dastardly wax strips on my legs and pits because I keep getting ingrown hairs. Those things are really implements of torture and if they’re not illegal under the Geneva Convention, they should be.

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · May 21, 2013

Dallas: Baby Haylan my little daughter, too.

1984

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · Date unknown

Cameron: I thought I was a narcissist. Then I saw people on Instagram..

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · March 24, 2015

Cameron: Yeah, and life is hard. 01.16.95.

Yeah, don't tell him how old he is...

Faedorah's Quotes · Public · General · January 16, 1995