Eric: I should get a Memento Mori tattoo here, as a warning to hot dogs.
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Dorothy: It's beautiful, but its difficult for my brain. My brain is saying 'Don't watch obstacle pollutions. Don't watch em.'
Almost-3-yr-old Dorothy's thoughts on optical illusions
Cameron: Float like a butterfly, sing like a bean.
Haylan: Oh my god, my eyes taste SO bad.
Eye drops after surgery.
Dallas: If someone goes to all the trouble to get another name, people should respect that.
Eric: Not to alarm you, but the oven is on fire.
Laurie: I'm going to say something scandalous here...I don't really CARE that Steve Jobs died.
Gene: It’s a bargain. It’s a really good meal at an exorbitant price
Bran: You get all those cheaters at the hotel and they just go wild. It’s like an all you eat buffet
Branden explains the Jerry Springer Show.
Haylan: It's like a dog park without dogs.
Referring to a sad throng of smokers standing out in the cold.
Cameron: No, I like to eat my yogurt in the closet, I didn't know you were looking for me.
I asked Cameron if he was hiding from me when he didn't answer me & I found him in the closet.
Haylan: I'm going to get you a giant vest made by the same company that makes thunder vests, it's going to be a separation vest filled with silverware.
Haylan: What he said really chipped my butt.
Dallas: It’s like Hick Fest ‘95.
Re: The festival in Huntsville, Texas at the Sam Houston Museum...Pioneer Days or something.
Laurie: I guess if you have to be stupid, it’s better to be beautiful.
Bran: Why nothing matters in life and everything is pointless: No matter how hard I work, or what I do with my life, I will never get to grow up and become Godzilla.
Bran: I don't think I can ever stop being mad that I was born too late to ride a dinosaur, and too early to drive a giant robot.
Cameron: When something smells like a banana, but is not a banana, it really bothers me.
Cameron: Hey, Broccoli is the dog on Sesame Street!
Haylan: Be brave honey...and if you don't go to class tomorrow I'm going to kill you.
Dallas: It's hard to eat pepper sandwiches.
Laurie: Pippin went to get groomed.
Gene: He's going to come back looking like he joined the military.
Laurie: People get all bent out of shape over wieners but they are finally to the point where they can take a butthole.
Gene: They’re cats. They’ve got a god given right to other people’s money.
Bran: When Joanne sleeps, she’s got Alzheimer’s.