Dallas: I found a lock with no key, at Ruby's house, and a good, good pair of scissors, and I bolted 'em up where nobody can use 'em any more.
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Gene: It's the Invasion of Mormondy across the street.
Bran: Did you hear about the man who got killed by his pet snake? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Gene: Put the old curtains in a garbage bag and I'll put them down the chute.
Laurie: Do you think they'll fit down the chute?
Gene: Oh, I'll get them down the chute but we might hear about it later.
We had already heard about all the Styrofoam Gene shoved down the chute. :{
Cameron: I don't know what this is, but If something is there for me, you fucks better not eat it or I will poop in your eyes.
Cameron: I give you a hickey mo kiss.
Hickey mo = Eskimo kiss
Haylan: If I went at life like my cat does, I'd walk into a thrift store, get really excited, then throw every single piece of clothing into a swimming pool.
Dallas: That's how I know a thing is real, either I've seen it or a blood mouth has eaten it.
Laurie: My next project: Taking over Mordor.
Gene: She’s pretty cute sometimes, but most of the time she’s an anti-social little shit machine.
Re: Alydah, the Wallaby
Bran: Joanne is mean to animals and the elderly, so Tom is like her one stop shopping.
Bran: I just dreamed I was fist fighting three dozen lions in the middle of a prairie fire over 21 corn dogs and a pimp hat. I was, by god, winning, too.
Cameron: This is my special move, FAGGOT SMASH!!
Cameron showed Branden a special move after playing Street Fighter. I don't think he was too happy.
Haylan: That's not the first time I've thrown dead birds, well, it is the first time I've worn gloves.
Haylan: We made little art.
Unhappy about the amount of art class at school.
Dallas: I surely did not mean to. I will shoot him in his sweets.
Laurie: Who put Pinocchiover there?
Bran: Thanks for the tupens, whitey. I'll swim back to Hibernia.
Haylan: What did she say when you told her?
Eric: Her gasts were flabbered.
Brigid: Mommy, one day I'm going to be so good I blow your head off.
Cameron: Jared, do you ever lick your cry? Sometimes I lick my cry . It tastes like a different kind of water.
Haylan: Nnnnoooooo why do you get all buffets? I get no buffets. I'll just eat my sad soup and cry into it instead of adding a can of water.
Dallas: It's wonky AND it's wacky. It's a fucking chocolate factory.
Laurie: These people are willfully uninformed and maliciously ignorant.
Gene: He looks like an overgrown retard. That’s probably not the last time we’ll see him on the news.