Haylan: $7.99 for 50 pounds? We should probably start eating deer corn.
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Dallas: I spent two hours last night sweeping glitter off the floor. It made me think of you.
Dallas: You can always have too much, but you can never have enough.
Gene: In the beginning, a lack of knowledge and understanding never stopped any human being from making bold claims.
Bran: I am a hate pinata.
Eric: I will feel better if I just sit here and die.
Cameron: It was like the end of the world was on his ass, and he had to bite it off
Haylan: I was so scared until I smelled your breath and it was so bad it made me laugh.
Haylan: Often at this time of night when I am not sleeping I am either in bed or i am awake.
Dallas: God all the pea coats on eBay look like wool trash bags with neck holes.
Laurie: I slept good until Queen Cruddy, Tyrant of the Bedroom decided it was time to get up.
Bran: The great thing about drinking Mt. Dew is that it's the same color going out as it was going in.
Bran: If you carried that practice into every day life, you’d try to switch drivers at a yield sign
Sandy: I'm not talking to anyone who has cool weather or a Corvette.
Cameron: Mama, do you hear that thunder hollering?
He was one & a half years old.
Cameron: Joanne, help I'm falling off the cliffs of insanity.
Haylan: The odds are never in your favor.
Haylan: In a mina-minute.
She was about one & a half years old.
Dallas: They say a cross will kill a vampire, well, was Jesus a vampire?
Gene: He doesn't have the right amount of fear.
Bran: Just because I don’t like you any more doesn’t mean that we can’t still be friends.
Lisa: Where's your kitten?
Norah: She hissed at me.
Cameron: Mexican news is better because they always have really hot anchors and weathermen, I mean meteorologists!
Haylan: I'm gonna look so good in this car.
Haylan: 'You are what you eat.' I guess that makes me human.