Haylan: Happa loodle doody.
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Dallas: 2.1? What’s 2.1 of a child? Well, I have 2 kids and a child’s hand.
Laurie: Some people like raisins. I don’t trust those people.
Bran: They smell like torturous conversations with ancient women.
Re: Roses.
Dallas: I ready go home now, I be bad.
'83. Less than 2. At this point, you knew you had 15 minutes to at least be on the way home or he was DONE.
Cameron: Can you imagine getting stabbed with a butter knife? You'd still be stabbed but you'd be such a pussy.
Cameron: Ew, a lumster. I gumpled up what I wanted of that lumster and gave my friend the rest.
Playing a video game.
Haylan: The kids have their twat hats on today.
Dallas: We need spies, but in my dreams, I'm daring, dirty and beautiful.
Dallas: I like that bamalla cheese.
Bamalla = Mozzerella. He was 2.
Gene: I was trying to remember what year a movie came out and I thought I had lost contact with the time continuum.
Bran: What I need to do is gain 150-200 pounds and take Jared up there as my ventriloquist’s dummy.
Gene suggested that Branden attend an open mic night at a comedy club.
Eric: I wonder what animals I'm compatible with? Or are they using the blood to feed animals?
Eric contemplates giving blood.
Cameron: I wouldn't mind if my name was Feminish.
Haylan: Now that my pants are off, this vacation is great!
Haylan: If I'm gonna be lovin', you don't be bitin'. It's like petting with your teeth.
Dallas: I like getting into arguments with Cameron. He insults me and I insult myself and we both have a really good time.
Laurie: Me and Haylan are the only ones with taste, the rest of y’all can go suck a bag of dicks.
Bran: I want a gun that shoots Twix candy. Then I want to put it in my mouth and pull the trigger until I am the size of a really big whale.
Papaw:: How have you been doing?
Dallas: Pretty good most of the time, but not very much though.
August 1985.
Cameron: We can all be turds.
Cameron: The sun came up, the blood came up, the orange juice was in my glass.
Haylan: I mean, I'll follow the rules, but people don't understand how malleable the rules are.
Dallas: I fucking hate Netflix. I swear if I ever become a fucking suicide bomber, I'm going to go after Netflix.
Dallas: Mama, Mama, I fade the dog some gum!
3 years old.