Cameron: Ew, a lumster. I gumpled up what I wanted of that lumster and gave my friend the rest.
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Haylan: The kids have their twat hats on today.
Dallas: We need spies, but in my dreams, I'm daring, dirty and beautiful.
Dallas: I like that bamalla cheese.
Bamalla = Mozzerella. He was 2.
Gene: I was trying to remember what year a movie came out and I thought I had lost contact with the time continuum.
Bran: What I need to do is gain 150-200 pounds and take Jared up there as my ventriloquist’s dummy.
Gene suggested that Branden attend an open mic night at a comedy club.
Eric: I wonder what animals I'm compatible with? Or are they using the blood to feed animals?
Eric contemplates giving blood.
Cameron: I wouldn't mind if my name was Feminish.
Haylan: Now that my pants are off, this vacation is great!
Haylan: If I'm gonna be lovin', you don't be bitin'. It's like petting with your teeth.
Dallas: I like getting into arguments with Cameron. He insults me and I insult myself and we both have a really good time.
Laurie: Me and Haylan are the only ones with taste, the rest of y’all can go suck a bag of dicks.
Bran: I want a gun that shoots Twix candy. Then I want to put it in my mouth and pull the trigger until I am the size of a really big whale.
Papaw:: How have you been doing?
Dallas: Pretty good most of the time, but not very much though.
August 1985.
Cameron: We can all be turds.
Cameron: The sun came up, the blood came up, the orange juice was in my glass.
Haylan: I mean, I'll follow the rules, but people don't understand how malleable the rules are.
Dallas: I fucking hate Netflix. I swear if I ever become a fucking suicide bomber, I'm going to go after Netflix.
Dallas: Mama, Mama, I fade the dog some gum!
3 years old.
Gene: Are those gum balls? If could be bad if they’re not because sooner or later someone will try to eat one. Probably me.
Bran: The original social media site: Fireplace. The whole family would gather around Fireplace and share their updates.
Cameron: He thinks that's his last name: Pippin He'ssocute.
Cameron: A bunch of people I don't know couldn't make me cry with words.
Haylan: I have the heart of a vegetarian, but no self control.
Haylan: Of all the things I type, I'm the worst at typing my name. It's just a bunch of A's and crazy letters you don't use very often.