Laurie: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Norah: No, I was just farting in your face.
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Cameron: Cant sleep, clowns will eat me. Or maybe i just had too many caramel apple pops.
Haylan: Some things that are annoying are also funny, that's why I married you.
Haylan: They're so ugly---I love them
Dallas: I can't sleep with my pillows in grocery bags
RE: Returning my pillow cases that were used as Halloween bags.
Laurie: I debated about putting garlic powder on the garlic.
Bran: She needs to be fired and never work with anyone's children again. I would have a FIT if she was teaching my kids...little...Palak Paneer and his sister, Malicious Misery Curylo.
Dallas: Throw Baby Haylan out in the yard.
1984
Norah: What if I thought my uncle was my daddy, cos he looks similar to you and I got in his car and he looked back and saw me?
Norah asked her Daddy this...
Cameron: It's a good thing it wasn't night time when the power went out or we would already be resorting to cannibalism.
5 minutes after the power went out.
Cameron: Did you pee on the fire? First, you have to pee on it, then the flames go up so high into the sky. They go up and burn God's glasses.
Haylan: We make a good team, mainly because you do most of the work.
Dallas: I like that you get your fashion ideas from mummies.
Dallas: Thanks a lot, Mama. When I ask you to do something you just annoy me.
He meant ignore...
Gene: Monkeys are just like people. They're idiots.
Bran: If we don’t know ‘em, we hate ‘em
Haylan: Absence is a presence, one that will follow you around as a permanent companion.
This is a quote from Haylan's novel: Tongue of the Wolf. 2025
Cameron: There's no winning in quantum physics.
Haylan: Math is like being trapped in one of those eternal torture rooms in hellraiser.
Haylan: Other girls dream about their weddings, I just dream about nailing furniture upside down to the ceiling.
Dallas: No, you cant stick anything in there, unless it's a beanie weenie, and then it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Laurie: Don't fart on me when I'm making cheese for you.
I was probably talking to Cameron.
Bran: Nothing says "LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM FEASTING FROM SOMEONE'S HEAD!" quite like feasting from someone's head!
Bran: Becky ain’t real big and that other fellow’s littler. They could cover up with a pillowcase and still have room to tuck their feet in.
Norah: Let me tell you what I'm doing on the Forefub July.
Age 5