Haylan: What did she say when you told her?
Eric: Her gasts were flabbered.
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Brigid: Mommy, one day I'm going to be so good I blow your head off.
Cameron: Jared, do you ever lick your cry? Sometimes I lick my cry . It tastes like a different kind of water.
Haylan: Nnnnoooooo why do you get all buffets? I get no buffets. I'll just eat my sad soup and cry into it instead of adding a can of water.
Dallas: It's wonky AND it's wacky. It's a fucking chocolate factory.
Laurie: These people are willfully uninformed and maliciously ignorant.
Gene: He looks like an overgrown retard. That’s probably not the last time we’ll see him on the news.
Bran: I just can’t adapt myself to the damned fool common-man thinking.