Haylan: New Life Rule: If you are not allowed to drive or bathe yourself for 24 hours, you should not be calling the county tax office.
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Cameron: If everyone thought with their mouths closed, we would never have gotten anywhere as a race, as a species, as a world.
Haylan: My voice + Babe's voice = Kermit's voice.
Haylan: There's been a slight case of death.
Dallas: I like Richard Bay, he’s a good man.
Yes, the talk show host.
Laurie: Oh, wait a minute. While you’re up there, get down.
Bran: Take a deep breath and pee somewhere inventive.
Branden's cure for stress.
Haylan: I almost always end up with more than I mean to. But I also drove back from Wyoming that year with 71 tea cups in car so maybe I shouldn't be trusted.