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Dallas: Our best ideas were always wrong but that didn't mean we weren't going to try.
Laurie: Some of you folks out there are far too gleeful about other folks' woes. It makes you look like real assholes.
Gene: Blackie must be gay running across the country destroying American families.
Bran: It’s just like John Denver, but with landmarks we’ve never heard of.
Re: Canadian music.
Bran: Jesus Hood Ornament Christ, for the smallest, softest, cutest, sweetest thing, Envy can take a shit that would rival any of the Old Gods for sheer obliterating stench. I think my heart stopped for a few minutes. I would request CPR if it wasn't like to kill anyone who tried to come in here and save me. I need a shower after being in the room where that happened.
Cameron: I bet if Superman wore those glasses, I bet everyone would just think it was Clark Kent in an outfit.
Haylan: You're one pun closer to divorce.
Eric: You're one MORE pun closer to divorce.