Haylan: Eating popcorn is just like eating crunchy air.
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Haylan: I made him laugh up crackin’.
Dallas: Everything around here slams.
Laurie: Sometimes a pecker just needs lickin’.
On a walk with Blackie, & he suddenly stopped to lick himself.
Bran: I hold enough grudges for everyone. I am a Grudge Farmer. I breed and raise them.
Gene: They can put a dollop of whipped cream on that pile of shit but it's still not going to look appetizing to anyone.
About Fox News limiting the republican clown bus debates to the top 5 candidates at the moment.
Cameron: Happy holidays, everyone. If that offends you then go fuck yourself.
Cameron: I want it to get back to real.