Norah: What if I thought my uncle was my daddy, cos he looks similar to you and I got in his car and he looked back and saw me?
Norah asked her Daddy this...
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Cameron: It's a good thing it wasn't night time when the power went out or we would already be resorting to cannibalism.
5 minutes after the power went out.
Cameron: Did you pee on the fire? First, you have to pee on it, then the flames go up so high into the sky. They go up and burn God's glasses.
Haylan: We make a good team, mainly because you do most of the work.
Dallas: I like that you get your fashion ideas from mummies.
Dallas: Thanks a lot, Mama. When I ask you to do something you just annoy me.
He meant ignore...
Gene: Monkeys are just like people. They're idiots.
Bran: If we don’t know ‘em, we hate ‘em
Haylan: Absence is a presence, one that will follow you around as a permanent companion.
This is a quote from Haylan's novel: Tongue of the Wolf. 2025
Cameron: There's no winning in quantum physics.
Haylan: Math is like being trapped in one of those eternal torture rooms in hellraiser.
Haylan: Other girls dream about their weddings, I just dream about nailing furniture upside down to the ceiling.
Dallas: No, you cant stick anything in there, unless it's a beanie weenie, and then it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Laurie: Don't fart on me when I'm making cheese for you.
I was probably talking to Cameron.
Bran: Nothing says "LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM FEASTING FROM SOMEONE'S HEAD!" quite like feasting from someone's head!
Bran: Becky ain’t real big and that other fellow’s littler. They could cover up with a pillowcase and still have room to tuck their feet in.
Norah: Let me tell you what I'm doing on the Forefub July.
Age 5
Cameron: Our personalities are a lot alike, there’s just a big difference.
Cameron: I'm gonna whip their little red tail butts.
Cameron had sibling troubles...
Haylan: We don't have to worry about bears...especially since my bag is full of candy.
Dallas: People see me and think I'm still a tattooer. So, girl, don't flirt with me. I'm a dishwasher. A dishwasher.
Dallas: I wish I had an absolute modified nose picker. It would pick any bugger you meet.
Gene: I could have some potato chips. That's not really eating.
Bran: Trying to watch a documentary of Lovecraft and every time they mispronounce ‘Cthulhu’ I scream out loud. It’s going to sound like I am being murdered up here.
Krys: I've had the same haircut since I was eight years old.