Cameron: I wouldn't mind if my name was Feminish.
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Haylan: Now that my pants are off, this vacation is great!
Haylan: If I'm gonna be lovin', you don't be bitin'. It's like petting with your teeth.
Dallas: I like getting into arguments with Cameron. He insults me and I insult myself and we both have a really good time.
Laurie: Me and Haylan are the only ones with taste, the rest of y’all can go suck a bag of dicks.
Bran: I want a gun that shoots Twix candy. Then I want to put it in my mouth and pull the trigger until I am the size of a really big whale.
Papaw:: How have you been doing?
Dallas: Pretty good most of the time, but not very much though.
August 1985.
Cameron: We can all be turds.
Cameron: The sun came up, the blood came up, the orange juice was in my glass.
Haylan: I mean, I'll follow the rules, but people don't understand how malleable the rules are.
Dallas: I fucking hate Netflix. I swear if I ever become a fucking suicide bomber, I'm going to go after Netflix.
Dallas: Mama, Mama, I fade the dog some gum!
3 years old.
Gene: Are those gum balls? If could be bad if they’re not because sooner or later someone will try to eat one. Probably me.
Bran: The original social media site: Fireplace. The whole family would gather around Fireplace and share their updates.
Cameron: He thinks that's his last name: Pippin He'ssocute.
Cameron: A bunch of people I don't know couldn't make me cry with words.
Haylan: I have the heart of a vegetarian, but no self control.
Haylan: Of all the things I type, I'm the worst at typing my name. It's just a bunch of A's and crazy letters you don't use very often.
Dallas: I went to see "The Passions of Christ” and it wasn't very good or amusing or anything
Laurie: Well, I have a hang nail, so I guess it’s time for me to quit moving stuff.
Bran: Humanity is just a bunch of confused, angry apes scrabbling to see who can sit on the top of the big rock for the longest.
Dallas: Mama, Baby Haylan cywin.
Age 2, 1984.
Cameron: I want to do a TBT but I can't remember which pictures were taken on a Thursday.
Cameron: I love my money.
Haylan: It's funny when I really have to ask the genuine question to myself, do you want to be faceless or just have no lips.