Dallas: I'm pretty shit as a commercial artist. I have really radical ideas and I don't work well with others.
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Norah: I can't put this in. My backpack is full.
Grampa: I can carry it, I have plenty of hands.
Norah: Ha. He only has 2 hands.
Norah whispered to me after her conversation with Gene.
Laurie: We could put this whole conversation in the quote file if it wasn't so insulting.
Gene: This whip has a little pencil on the end of it so I can take names while I’m kicking ass.
Bran: Kids don’t care how fast you’re going, it’s how loud your feet are.
Haylan: New Life Rule: If you are not allowed to drive or bathe yourself for 24 hours, you should not be calling the county tax office.
Cameron: If everyone thought with their mouths closed, we would never have gotten anywhere as a race, as a species, as a world.
Haylan: My voice + Babe's voice = Kermit's voice.
Haylan: There's been a slight case of death.
Dallas: I like Richard Bay, he’s a good man.
Yes, the talk show host.
Laurie: Oh, wait a minute. While you’re up there, get down.
Bran: Take a deep breath and pee somewhere inventive.
Branden's cure for stress.
Haylan: I almost always end up with more than I mean to. But I also drove back from Wyoming that year with 71 tea cups in car so maybe I shouldn't be trusted.
Cameron: They have been damaging my calm for over a year.
Cameron: You can have the rest of my canine juice.
K9 Juice = V8
Haylan: Could she be any cuter? I'm going to kill her and take her face.
Dallas: Do you remember when I said I was gonna regret eating those habaneros? Well, it happened just now.
Norah: Why is your beard connected to your hair? And your mustache is attached to your beard, too. Hey, Grampa, why do you have hair in your ear?
Laurie: I'll just sit here and shit myself. It won't make my day any worse.
Gene: See, if everyone was like me, the world would be such a better place. Of course, I’d have to start killing some of yas, because I wouldn’t be able to stand any of you.
Bran: Okay, should he be playing his drum with a femur or a foot?
Building a miniature.
Eric: He looks like he ate Jason Mamoa.
Cameron: PawPaw was born there a long time ago, back in the Black & whites, & he's lived there all his life.
Haylan: You know, I flew almost 3500 miles and was muddy and salty, all my clothes in my bag smelled so bad and the one clean thing I had was a pair of underwear. I get to Houston and I realize they were not clean, they were just inside out.
Haylan: He has never made the mistake of thinking, not ever in his whole life.